Walking Cancer Bomb

Did you know that my boobs are lop sided? Did you know when I bend over they look something like pancakes? Did you know that insurance pays for new ta ta.. Well that is if you have insurance. I look in the mirror everyday now that I have loss this weight and my boobs were already fucked different after the lump ectomy.
 I know this shouldn't be a big deal but, I don't ever want to put on a swim suit. I feel like I some how along the way joined the itty bitty tittie committee. I didn't even want to apply and apparently a 35mm tumor is enough to make one nipple point north and another point south. Go Cancer right?
I don't know what to really say other than cancer has so many effects on my  life that I wonder what I would be like with out it. My body might look a hell of a lot better if I didn't have it.