I need some sun rays! I can not even begin to explain the colour of my skin currently; Almost translucent? It could be seen through under careful investigation. I would normally pop under then nearest tanning bed but, with the radiation roaring through my bod pod that isn't a option. I need a wonderful self tanner that won't leave me twelve shades of ORANGE because I am unwilling to look like the undead all summer. Not to mention all the girls just look better with sun under their skin.
Any suggestions? Spray tan? Rub on? Come on I need some colour badly.